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Oct 2

nnoitragilga:

FACT halloween was created in order to train kids for the SKELETON WAR

Oct 2
sneakyfeets:

andrewthepoet:

One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab. 
The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.
Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.
The End.

dump her

sneakyfeets:

andrewthepoet:

One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab. 

The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.

Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.

The End.

dump her

Oct 2

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

Such southern grace

(Source: vanlearrose)

Oct 2

allhailprinceloki:

cunterion:

this entire month is halloween don’t let anyone tell you otherwise 

see, milonti, this month is halloween.

milonti, I don’t understand how you don’t know this

Oct 1

gbfrankie:

Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

Oct 1

eleneripenneth:

lilyliqueur:

Fucking Wesley the sass master, here.

Because there is never enough Princess Bride.  Ever.

(Source: hs-gifs)

Oct 1
katamafokuz:

belleandwhistle:

breyanarae:


elegantlytasteless:

Underwater sculpture, in Grenada, in honor of our African ancestors thrown overboard.


I couldnt not reblog this, it’s so powerful to me.

oh my god.

Power

katamafokuz:

belleandwhistle:

breyanarae:

elegantlytasteless:

Underwater sculpture, in Grenada, in honor of our African ancestors thrown overboard.

I couldnt not reblog this, it’s so powerful to me.

oh my god.

Power

(Source: elegantly-tasteless)

Oct 1

bakasara:

tarteauxfraises:

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bakasara:

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DEAN WINCHESTER

SLASH SHERIFF

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Dean Winchester, Slash Sheriff

CAN THIS BE A THING

PLEASE I AM CRYING

OH MY GOD

(Source: deanschevyimpala)

Oct 1

the-most-calamitous:

ohquill:

I would like one of each of these swimsuits (and dresses and leggings!!!) please and thank you

I NEED THEM I NEED ALL OF THEM

Oct 1

newfoundgrace:

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