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Loki’s age is 1048 years old

team-hiddleston:

mistletease:

mudokun:

According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.

In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.

Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17

#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage

Yes

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notenoughtosurvive:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

This is my new favorite thing

mcgregorswench:

beddyburc:

He does love to be dramatic.
They say the position is cursed.
He tried to make the students kneel before him...
He is giving bad grades to the muggle-borns. 
He is very keen on Slytherin students, I don't know why. 
Maybe the colour thing...
He won the last "Shape Shifting-off" against Professor 
McGonagall.
Dumbledore had to call his brother Thor when Professor Loki 
tried to take over the poisons class. It was a real mess.
He likes Halloween. He really likes it. Never choose trick when 
he asks the question though.
He discovered The Room of Requirements. Well...
It's more like "The Dark Arts." He even convinced 
Dumbledore to teach us dark arts before teaching the defense
mechanisms.
He always says the most inappropriate things...
He always says Midgard. What is a Midgard?
He called a crying girl as "mewling quim" once.
During the Christmas holiday The Enchanted Ceiling didn't 
work for some reason. Then he turned himself into a blue form
and created a snow blizzard in The Great Hall.

When Loki decides he has found the most suitable place for himself on Midgard.

*HEADCANON ACCEPTED*

I need this in a fic!!!!

(Source: cockyloki)

The Very Beginning of Black Butler

  • Ciel: *sells soul*
  • Sebastian: Aww yeah, delicious depraved soul. This dinner is going to rock my world. It's going to be a cinch. Butlering's a cinch. Revenge? Easy as pie. Best deal I ever made.
  • Sebastian: *knows Ciel for 1 week*
  • Sebastian: I fucked up, I fucked up so hard. No soul is worth this aggravation.

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

study-blr:

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

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you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

What even…

fashionsfromhistory:

Riding Habit
c.1825
Rijksmuseum

*official dress of the next Slytherin Headmistress of Hogwarts.

fashionsfromhistory:

Riding Habit

c.1825

Rijksmuseum

*official dress of the next Slytherin Headmistress of Hogwarts.

(Source: utekiss)